I USED TO THINK THAT KENNY G WAS THE PINNACLE OF LAME SMOOTH JAZZ SAXOPHONE...

Kenny G. pioneered a sax tone that has become the staple of smooth jazz...
the only kind of music where EVERY record sounds the same...unless you count Muzak







then i had to list a cd on ebay by Richard Elliot called "Take to the Skies"







he's in the cockpit of a jet playing a sax... and he's doing the arched back, face to the sky "feelin' it" pose that sax players seem to do by instinct.

LAME!!!!

then i looked Mr. Elliot up on Google images and found such a great comedy of errors...

you see, most Kenny G. album covers show him in a kind of etherial pose, almost saint-like, especially the christmas albums

MIRACLES:






FAITH:






AAAAAAUUUUUURRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!:






Mr. Elliot has a much wider variety of smooth jazz action poses...

the classic pose:






WHAT?!!! a pretty lady with a sax...? DOES SHE WANT ME TO PLAY?!!!:






DEEP (how deep?) DEEPER THAN ATLANTIS:






there's only one way to combat such treachery, such evil, such blatant mediocrity:






AAAAAAUUUUUURRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!






serenity