Kenny G. pioneered a sax tone that has become the staple of smooth jazz...
the only kind of music where EVERY record sounds the same...unless you count Muzak
then i had to list a cd on ebay by Richard Elliot called "Take to the Skies"
he's in the cockpit of a jet playing a sax... and he's doing the arched back, face to the sky "feelin' it" pose that sax players seem to do by instinct.
then i looked Mr. Elliot up on Google images and found such a great comedy of errors...
you see, most Kenny G. album covers show him in a kind of etherial pose, almost saint-like, especially the christmas albums
Mr. Elliot has a much wider variety of smooth jazz action poses...
the classic pose:
WHAT?!!! a pretty lady with a sax...? DOES SHE WANT ME TO PLAY?!!!:
DEEP (how deep?) DEEPER THAN ATLANTIS:
there's only one way to combat such treachery, such evil, such blatant mediocrity: