Journey Plays Softball

really really nice and really fresh and comfortable.

Mr. Jones...

I know you're a CEO and famous rapper and a hustler and a Harlem American Gangster and all of that but...WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN!!!!?

(Does it mean that the sight in your right eye is just peachy?)

Pass me a bottle Mr. Jones...

I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE FRENZY THAT OCCURS EVERY YEAR WHEN...

...3 BILLION XMAS CD'S HIT THE STORES ALL VYING FOR OUR HOLIDAY DOLLAR.

WHOA!!!!

I've been in the record business for 14 years now and it seems that no artist is above the xmas temptation. Even the most hethanistic rock stars catch the xmas bug, no one is immune. Below is a small cross section of album covers meant to show the ridiculousness of this phenominon (1 or 2 may be fake, but probably only 1):
























Now, I'm not an unfeeling heathen, I have a very specific soft spot. When I was a kid the radio stations in Fresno would switch to 24/7 xams mayhem around late November. Every year, me and my mom would wait for one very special song to hit the airwaves and we would always sing along. here you go, Merry Xmas:

THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER RECORDED!!!

IT'S OFFICIAL

coming soon to a fine music retailer near you

never forget

quite possibly the worst...

...sounding Rap cameo names assembled on one disc

Lil' Buddy "Major"








Don Steppa, Igloo Knob, Kong, Macnass, Meecie Benett, Rodger Troutman, Jr., Shotty Boo, Stokely, Ty Teazy



IGLOO KNOB?

Experimental Tape Music

This is one of Anthony's dual tape deck experimental mixes
I don't know when it was made
it's one of many to come

room 5

Album notes

This song, a television advert for a men's deodorant debuted at the top of the UK singles chart on March 30, 2003

the greatest album of all time... at least for today

my favorites are Foghorn Leghorn singing "Love Me Tender"
the dude doing his voice isn't the best Foghorn, it just sounds like a drunk southern guy doing karaoke, then halfway through it turns into a spike jones tribute with rather disturbing sound effects...

and Daffy Duck doin' "Hound Dog" wirh Bugs and Elmer Fudd...

WHOA! PEPE LE PEW AND TAZ DOING "DEVIL IN DISGUISE"
wow, this really just sounds like an album full of bad foreign accents...

beginnings of the news

i'm constantly obsessed with the origins of artists

recognize that handsome fella on the right?














how about 6 years later?




















things i found out about huey lewis and the news today:
they play on Thin Lizzy's live album
the news backed up elvis costello on "my aim is true"
they were originally a band called Clover:
(find huey,
word)

THIS IS CRACKING ME UP TO NO END...

SOOO.....
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR FRIENDS, OR MAYBE OLDER BROTHERS AND SISTERS, OR MAYBE EVEN AN AUNT OR AN UNCLE THAT IS NOT MUCH OLDER THAN YOU HAS KIDS...?

THEY TORTURE THEM WITH THESE:
(I'VE TRIED TO MATCH MOST OF THEM WITH THE REAL ISPIRATION FOR THEIR COVERS)...





















































































































































































































































































































































i'm pretty sure the nirvana was a t-shirt design, couldn't find it, so i put in my fav l.p.







































































the stones album seems to be a collabo of forty licks and steel wheels?


























































































the bob marley one is too damn funny























































coldplay, whoa, quite conceptual











































































these pet sounds variations are too much
































uhhh, with teeth mixed with march of the pigs?


okay, now the "now i've heard everything" entry
i listened to this one today and that's what sparked this insane exercise:





















the only lullabye album that sounds like the soundtrack to "a nightmare on elm street"