how to dance to dubstep.

let's go...

watch the whole thing... it will jugga-blow-yer-mind!

pump you up?

exercise is creepy.

and the womens version that someone set to a missy elliot song?

animatronic hot dogs....

if fer some reason you can't wade through this banksy vs. bristol museum video... start around 1:35... awesome animatronic action...

speaking of absurdly creepy animatronics...

I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE FRENZY THAT OCCURS EVERY YEAR WHEN...

...3 BILLION XMAS CD'S HIT THE STORES ALL VYING FOR OUR HOLIDAY DOLLAR.

WHOA!!!!

I've been in the record business for 14 years now and it seems that no artist is above the xmas temptation. Even the most hethanistic rock stars catch the xmas bug, no one is immune. Below is a small cross section of album covers meant to show the ridiculousness of this phenominon (1 or 2 may be fake, but probably only 1):
























Now, I'm not an unfeeling heathen, I have a very specific soft spot. When I was a kid the radio stations in Fresno would switch to 24/7 xams mayhem around late November. Every year, me and my mom would wait for one very special song to hit the airwaves and we would always sing along. here you go, Merry Xmas:

THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER RECORDED!!!

never forget

room 5

Album notes

This song, a television advert for a men's deodorant debuted at the top of the UK singles chart on March 30, 2003

THIS IS CRACKING ME UP TO NO END...

SOOO.....
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR FRIENDS, OR MAYBE OLDER BROTHERS AND SISTERS, OR MAYBE EVEN AN AUNT OR AN UNCLE THAT IS NOT MUCH OLDER THAN YOU HAS KIDS...?

THEY TORTURE THEM WITH THESE:
(I'VE TRIED TO MATCH MOST OF THEM WITH THE REAL ISPIRATION FOR THEIR COVERS)...





















































































































































































































































































































































i'm pretty sure the nirvana was a t-shirt design, couldn't find it, so i put in my fav l.p.







































































the stones album seems to be a collabo of forty licks and steel wheels?


























































































the bob marley one is too damn funny























































coldplay, whoa, quite conceptual











































































these pet sounds variations are too much
































uhhh, with teeth mixed with march of the pigs?


okay, now the "now i've heard everything" entry
i listened to this one today and that's what sparked this insane exercise:





















the only lullabye album that sounds like the soundtrack to "a nightmare on elm street"