people of wallmart=the better angels of our nature.

or something like that...
this blog is ummm... fantastic?

seriously... people of wallmart
i'm gonna add it to the better than us tab right now.

animatronic hot dogs....

if fer some reason you can't wade through this banksy vs. bristol museum video... start around 1:35... awesome animatronic action...

speaking of absurdly creepy animatronics...

you can live forever... but robots are gonna take over the world... k?

and a one eyed film maker trying to build a camera eye... for good measure.

EYEBORG-- The Two Week Trial from eyeborg on Vimeo.

dating is hard.

sky mall

i fucking love sky mall...
for today let's just focus on the lawn and garden section.
bigfoot

peeing boy

bionic gardening glove-elite

poison oak tree sculpture

and my absolute FAVORITE!!!
zombie of montclaire moors

caturday.

seriously... my wife refuses to leave the bed and keeps teetering between full on sleep and sleepy faced mumblings where she explains to me that it's caturday... and i wouldn't understand because i'm funemployed...
...there are so many ways that the interweb has changed to world we live in...

caturdays are weird.

for some reason, i've been severely lax on the showing the interweb things i like on the interweb front lately... well no more.

everything is terrible
not that there's much of a chance you don't know about this yet... i mean, if you are bothering to read this blog, you are likely severely addicted to radical insanity, pointless/pointed media, and possibly drugs... or maybe you just know somebody who knows somebody, and you really like inconsistency in updates. but i digress, did i have a point? yes... yes i did. everything is in fact terrible. and i very much appreciate people who can distill shit media down to it's crunchy, bitter awesome. and that's exactly what this is about... and yeah, thats right... i put the same link in 4 times now... so fucking go there (5) all-ready. it's not all perfect, but it is consistently horrible in an oft perfect way. scroll through the older posts... waste some time... if the numbers are right... theres a good chance you're unemployed... so have fun with it...
here's a taste... welcome to my mind.

why am i so different?

woody guthrie.

woody guthrie.
for some reason or other... i think it had to do with the mention of the game monopoly, i've been thinking allot about the ludlow massacre recently... rough thing to have stuck in the brain though, hard not to obsess over.



The blood of Colorado miners
machinegunned down by Rockefeller’s cops in 1914
forms abstract expressionist smears on canvasses hung
on the boardroom walls of Chase Manhattan Bank
-Sarah Menefee

the ludlow massacre

6000 SUX

creepy.

that was the warm up... here's your main event...

cock

mercy seat

this song has been an obsession of mine as late... and by that i mean off and on for the last several years... and by this song, i suppose i mean nick cave in general... but with extra emphasis on this song... or not even...
and here is a cash version...

if yer not completely over it, this is an amazing live version.

you should also check out shivers by boy's next door as well (caves first band when he was like 18 or some shit...).
and then of course there's cave right now...
grinderman is infact awesometastic

dinner at the boys and girls club.

flowers

my sister hailing the goat while somebody from american idol sings to rich people

awesome haircut on waiter

jennifer not being excited about the cameraphone action

open bar sweetness

melty-est face man i've ever seen

table 37

american idol lady

i thought this guy was wearing a mask

i wish i had gotten shots of the fireworks...

...or of condileeza rice's stepmom...

manly men?

i think i have something in my eye...

click here to download wierdo episode of bmbf with lots of over-caffeinated weed spray induced ramblings, and special guest rachel awesome. talk radio
...talking is done with mouths... i ran into some mouths on an image search awhile back... now's as good a time as any to share... found 'em all here

new girls video... lust for life

i just cut and pasted this from a myspace bulliten... because i'm lazy and busy studying.
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From: GIRLS
Date: Oct 5, 2008 4:19 PM


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- IF NEED BE.

- LOVE YOU ALL.

- GIRLS

my wife seems to be joining a cult...

and this guy appears to have something to do with it.
i do have to to say that i am quite fond of the music...
Gurdjieff / de Hartman Music
and his moustache... i'm not entirely sure, as i really know nothing about him thus far, but i believe that his knowledge of the 4th way may indeed come from his moustache.

lot's of twirly dancing... that's a good sign.

...okay, i just finished watching the dancey video in it's entirety... and i think i might need to join this cult too...
takin' a ride on the 4th way highway.
...and soon, after some research and dance lessons, i will know what all this enneagram stuff is about(although i was just informed by the wifey that said enneagram is but one hair of the moustache that is the 4th way), and i will tell you... and we will have the coolest moustache dance parties the world has ever seen.
ps. here is a link to the video for cult of personality by living colour

good friends, potfood, and a little cocaine.

the first couple hours is the show... then we leave and it's some songs i had on a cd playing for some hours. word.

"I WANT TO MOURN THE LOSS... OF ALL... THE OLD GROWTH TREES... I'VE SEEN!!"

WOW...

seriously, wow.

the return of awesome.

what was once the best blog to have ever graced the interweb, your daily awesome, is back... well not entirely... but it's proprietor has started a new and equally amazing photography blog called thats a negative.