Thursday, January 31, 2008

mind bendingly perfect.

the lucky dragons enact the few moments of clarity i've been allowed in this life... somehow make real the little floaty bits in the back of my brain.

(also, quite awesomely, included in the 2008 whitney biennial)
FEB 2nd
a Classical Indian Ensemble

at the Eleanor Harwood gallery, 8pm...get tickets at
1295 Alabama Street, San Francisco, CA 94110
cross street is 25th

415. 867. 7770

thicke (r)evolution

(robin) thicke evolution

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now u know... and a wise cartoon once said: knowing is half the battle

Friday, January 25, 2008

the year's best date movie!

who wants to go???

Thursday, January 24, 2008

my aunt shirley mae

"no rain, no rainbows"


pasta dependancy

uhhh... so these guys have been making these live action garfield tributes combined with music video tribute action,
this shit is really out there, apparently there are over 50 of them

Garfield drinks too much coffee

Garfield begs for some lasagna


thank you dolphins

Wednesday, January 23, 2008


live action pac man starring "beat" takeshi

dolls... more takeshi

battle royale... same


and then there's his game show takeshi's castle (mxc)

i love a modern renaissance man.
(from wikipedia entry)
Takeshi Kitano (北野 武, Kitano Takeshi?, born January 18, 1947 in Umejima, Adachi, Tokyo) is a Japanese comedian, actor, presenter, author, poet, painter, one-time video game designer, film editor and film director who has received critical acclaim, both in his native Japan and abroad, for his highly idiosyncratic cinematic work. With the exception of his works as a film director, he is known almost exclusively by the name Beat Takeshi (ビートたけし, Bīto Takeshi). Since April 2005, he has been a professor at the Graduate School of Visual Arts, Tokyo National University of Fine Arts and Music.

Kitano owns his own film company, Office Kitano, which launched Tokyo Filmex in 2000. Kitano's films are typically dramas about Yakuza gangsters or the police, referred to by critics as being highly deadpan to the point of near-stasis. He often uses long takes where nothing appears to be happening, or with edits that cut immediately to the aftermath of an event. Many of his films express a bleak or nihilistic philosophy, but they are also filled with a great deal of humor and remarkable affection for their characters. Kitano's films paradoxically seem to leave controversial impressions. While formally disguised as dark comedies or gangster movies, his films raise moral questions and provide food for thought.

While Kitano's international fame continues to rise, the Japanese public knows him primarily as a TV host and comedian.[citation needed] His portrayal of Zatōichi in the 2003 movie is said[weasel words] to be his biggest domestic commercial success.

During interviews, Kitano is careful to hide his enigmatic personality behind the mask of being a comedian and regular guy. He hosts a weekly television program called Beat Takeshi's TV Tackle (ビートたけしのTVタックル), a kind of panel discussion among entertainers and politicians regarding controversial current events. But Kitano's primary role is to provide comic relief and he rarely shares his true feelings regarding controversial social issues. Although he interviewed Shoko Asahara, founder of the controversial Japanese religious movement Aum Shinrikyo, on at least two occasions,[citation needed] his attitude towards religion is unknown.[citation needed]

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

and more 1-18-2008

the better of the best.

1.taboo-exotic island background lounge action/us talkin'
2.highway robbery-promotion man
3.syreeta- she's leaving home
4.iggy and the stooges- give me danger
5.sun ra-they'll come back
6.joe tex- i'm a man
7.ghost face-intro/screaming button/marco scream/ghostface intro
8.laurie anderson-from the air
9.zombie killer-leslie and the ly's
10.bjork-anchor song (black dog remix)
11.yume bitsu
12.christopher cross-sailing
13.electric wizard- Vinum Sabbathi
14.venetian snares-
15.kid 606-outkast-bob
16.wu-tang-the heart gently weeps Featuring erykah badu dhani harrison and john frusciante
17.psychic paramount-para 5
19.hanoi rocks- dont you ever leave me
21.cambodian psych
22.animal collective-loch raven/george carlin-drugs
23.a silver mount zion-Blown-Out Joy from Heaven's Mercied Hole
24.beach house-master of none
25.gandalf-scarlet ribbons
26.roxy music-in every dream home a heartache first(our resident bike messenger boyfriend)- reading his daily manifest
28. &29.2 awesome songs

bmbf radio 1-11-08

click it... touch the stars. word.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Sunday, January 20, 2008


i've had 'me, you, and everyone we know' inexplicably stuck in my head for going on a week it can be stuck in yours.

save a fish.

i need new shoes.

No One Belongs Here More Than You

top ranking.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

hella chicks available for download

Remember when you were a kid and weird people used to pass out these little comic books that were strangely funny yet a bit ominous and later you found out it was part of a religious agenda?
You don't you say?
how about now?:

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i'll let you make up your own ending...
anyway, these comics were written by a man named jack chick, they are called chick tracts and the man looks like Flanders from the Simpsons, okilydokily

why bring this up you say, besides the obvious kitch/memory factor, well...
i found out a long time ago that you can download these cartoons off of the chick website and with a simple paint program, change them to fit your own personal aganda, like so:

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this wonderful nugget was gaffled from a perticularly moving chick tract about pimps and ho's...
this one was ganked from a thought provoking piece on the dangers of drug abuse:

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what's the point, well, the man was a paranoid lunatic and made the silliest propaganda ever conceived...
and now it's the hippest clip art you could ever score...

get u some

ruv frum jason

p.s. here's some bonus reading...
this one is particularly offensive to my people: the burrito stranglers

Friday, January 11, 2008

zombie killer

...there are few things in the world i appreciate as much as zombies,

zombie movies,

zombie killing,

zombie comics i've never read...

zombie gumbo...

this song and video are fucking amazing.

she does all kinds of great... but i got's a soft spot...

Thursday, January 10, 2008

frankie valli and the 4 seasons "beggin'"

awesome video for an awesome re-edit
(thanks mike bee)
reminds me of a more surreal Monty Python cartoon
(props terry gilliam)

they truly are the Better Beatles

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i kept hearing how great this record is...
even though you shouldn't do beatles covers...
it's pretty much awesome

john peel digs 'em
you will too if you like no wave

peep it

Come Live the Mystery, Ignore This Post

I've had the "international psychedelic mystery mix" Trapdoor in HEAVY HEAVY rotation since I got a copy on my last trip to the bay.
Everyone should get a copy of this record.

I don't want to kill the mystery or anything but, if you're like me, and been fiending for full unedited versions...
You can use this post to start tracking down some copies.
If you want to keeping living the mystery, are already hip to the game, or don't like awesome music, then ignore this post.

I give the guys at dis-joint ( mad credit that I've only figured out 3 tracks in like 2 years.

Impala Syndrome/ Love Grows a Flower

San Ul Lim/ My Soul Lies On Silk

Baris Manco/ Gonul Dagi

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Monday, January 7, 2008


someone re-drew garfield to make the "non speaking" garfield concept even more amazing, plus the last strip in the block is my new favorite:

like whoa

milk milk lemonade, we can see what u just made

this is a real public toilet in houston
it's made of one way mirror glass
uhh huh huh huh huh
whata headtrip
think your sphincter could handle it?

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Saturday, January 5, 2008


and now for the soul segment

no tracklist.nowitty banter.hey hey hey smoke weed everyday.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Planet of The Arabs

I saw this last spring at an exhibition about paranoia at the Freud Museum in London.
Now it's on Youtube, rad.

click here to learn more

Thursday, January 3, 2008



a few years ago garth brooks became ambitious and created an alter ego called "chris gaines"
"chris" being a bloated rock star
there were plans for a movie to follow
the album was released
country fans were confused
the album photos are priceless

get u some

rigor mortis... IN MY PANTS!!!

ummm....some guy who sells coffins thought it would be a good idea to make a "sexy" calendar in order to drum up business...

don't believe me...?

huh huh huh "hard wood" coffins

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Riverbottom Nightmare Band