Friday, February 22, 2008

celebrity never dies...

...and then it makes strange bedfellows...

donny osmond has nice teeth:

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even when he's being serious:

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martin lawrence is so crae crae (that means u so crazy):

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but so is donny osmond, as seen in this vintage clip of the osmond brothers for "crazy horses":



...and it seems like celebrity never dissapears

for instance:
again...
what the f^@k:

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this will never be okay...
why you ask...?
Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby


uhhhh....
"Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel"

damn

anyway back to where i'm supposedly going...
celebrity doesn't die, it evolves, because people always want to see how far their self-made heroes have fallen, sometimes they re-grant them credability:

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other times we just want to laugh at how they've fallen:

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other times they occupy a limbo until we decide their fate:
(peep the background dancer)



i only mention this because i was at the movies today and not only is Martin Lawrence in 2 new films...
i saw someone very interesting on one of the posters:
(disney are being poo poo heads and not letting me download a bigger image of the poster, but if you look stage right in the back seat of the car you will see the caucasoid known at Donny Osmond (direct from the planet of Kolob, check your Mormon dictionary for that one)...

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money and/or second chances at celebrity make for strange projects, bedfellows, legitamacy from the entertainment community, money/ego also makes people think they can act...
so be sure to check out puff daddy in "Raisin in the Sun"

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trust me... the end will be much more painless than prophesized because dispite the evidence,
god loves us, hollywood is the entity that loathes us.

see you all on Kolob
luv
j

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