Monday, March 31, 2008

GIRLS... on pitchfork.

more good press for my favorite new band... and they still have no official releases.
GIRLS... ON PITCHFORK

check it out

Saturday, March 29, 2008

clay zombies

TABLE FUCKER

FOX NEWS
KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM TERROR
BRINGS YOU THIS SUPER DUPER CRIMSON ALERT
***NEWSFLASH***
MAN FUCKS TABLE

BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.

Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies.

"What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains.

The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy Price was released on his own recognizance.

"He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says Brice Jacobs, a neighbor.

Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids.

"Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor.

This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says.

GOD BLESS AMERIKKKA, MY HOME SWEET HOME

oh and btw my marshmallow video has hit the pages of the most important publication in the known universe
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20186643,00.html

Thursday, March 27, 2008

binge, cringe

i was kind of a weird teenager. "yeah, yeah, so was i," i can hear you say. let me explain...

during the summer of 1992 i listened to two albums, back to back, several times a day, every day, over and over all summer.





i took my walkman and these 2 tapes EVERYWHERE. we vacationed on the florabama coast (aka the redneck rivieria) and i would stay inside the condo listening to my skinny puppy/wham! loop while my brother and sister were soaking up the sun.

for a teensy little taste of the fun i had that summer, watch these videos. i've included the infamous "banned" video for worlock, my favorite track off the skinny puppy album. i didn't know too much about them at the time, but apparently they were staunch vocal opponents of animal cruelty. interestingly enough, i stopped eating meat that same summer. coincidence?

unfortunately i couldn't find a video for credit card baby, one of my favorite tracks off the wham album. i did find a homemade video for heartbeat made of clips from my little pony tales, but in the end i decided to go with this rainbow-soaked lip synching dance party extravaganza performance of freedom.

enjoy. and then enjoy again. and again. and again.



yanni/gallagher


Wednesday, March 26, 2008

i've just been completely jacking other peoples posts lately...


but i've been busy, and everyone else is all up on the awesome tit...
here's a few more bit's of milky backwash.
i was checking on awww damn's blog and stumbled into her post on the diorama contest the washington post apparently ran... featuring peeps. now, considering the chronicle books project andrew put up some days ago...
...and then due to the sheer awesomeness, i had to throw this out there as well.
my favorite band GIRLS done got written about on gorilla vs. bear.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

robot drummin'


this is another post i grabbed off music thing.
it's a robot that roams around and looks for thins to drum on... finds them... drums... samples itself... plays it back... and plays along with it.

this guy over on lets make robots is droppin' some serious diy hobby horse knowledge...

Sunday, March 23, 2008

hobo punx

jennifer did this amazing post on her blog about this guy, mike brodie, he basically is a documentary photographer by way of taking pictures of his friends in the hobo punk scene.
i wouldn't call these highlights... as everything i've seen of his seems pretty fucking awesome.






for more check out jennifers blog, moments of grace.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

STUPID MARSHMALLOWS

ok, so here it is, i made this movie for chornicle books and urban outfitters. they had me make an example for their peeps video contest. so now i find out that this is getting sent out to 1.1 million people on the urban outfitters mailing list. it's kind of wierd. something i made gets (kinda)exposure and it's this. I don't really know how i feel about it. samit did the music.
Photobucket

Friday, March 21, 2008

strapped?


li'l wayne's condom ad.
i'm very happy to see that he's promoting safe sex.
other than that... here's a great track off of da drought 3
ride for my niggas

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

HOLY SHITBALLS OF AWESOME!!!

there is to be a new pee-wee movie... PEE WEE'S PLAYHOUSE:THE MOVIE. like woah... fer serious... release date 2009.
theres not much info out as of yet... but i'm both intrigued and excited. (thanx fer the heads up anne.)

Monday, March 17, 2008

Paper Route Gangstaz The Mixtape Sampler



so i just copped this off gorilla vs. bear... and it is absolutely, truely, fucking amazing.
Fear & Loathing in Hunts Vegas mixtape -- presented by Diplo & Benzi and featuring remixes from Flosstradamus, Krames, and Diplo...
Paper Route Gangstaz The Mixtape Sampler (click it)

bmbf radio 3.7.08 (seriously badical)

click here and jam out

and a tracklist (click to take a closer look)

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Korg DS-10 turns your Nintendo DS into a vintage MS-10

so i totally stole this post from music thing... but this is amazing(ly nerdy?).
"This looks fantastic: An official, Korg-sanctioned Japan-only MS-10 for the Nintendo DS. It has two synth engines, a drum machine, and a 6-track XOX sequencer, complete with little draggable patch cables. No sign of MIDI in, but you can link several systems wirelessly to play together."

trippin'

dragnet

homers trip (a recitative...)

beavis and butthead

a scanner darkly

the trip

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Friday, March 7, 2008

eerie... i get around.

oh my fucking god... i'm high on morphine... and anne sent me what seems to be a picture of me in paris wearing hammer pants with an ill handbag.

she apparently ran into it on facehunter.
weird.

hey young world...the world is yours

this is one of my favorite old school rap tunes
it was made almost 20 years ago
everything he says is still an issue, if not more so today
he was blingin' before bling
you gotta love a direct influence on missy elliot's rap style

slick rick "hey young world"





this video is amazing... this song is pretty damn good too.

ran into this via gorilla vs. bear.
Santogold video: "L.E.S. Artistes"

directed by: Nima Nourizadeh
...i'm super into the use of special effects (blood packets, camera angles, explosions, etc.)... but then calling attention to them by using non traditional colors and angles so as to see 'em all different like.

...and since i'm already on this kick, here is another thing i grabbed from them awhile back...
El Guincho - Kalise

i'll be throwing out a track or two from this guy on the radio show today...

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

nudity is hot. terminators rule. drinking games are stupid. random rules.

i don't remember when i ended up with these...
but i found them while going through the stuff i transferred from my old computer.
there's very little about them that's even remotely special... that is other than the nudity... and chloe herself.
but i'm happy i ran into them. sometimes seeing a beautiful thing can brighten yer day.



i'm happy.
...and as bad as it is, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles is the awesome.
terminator vs. robocop?

and here is a drinking game you can play while watchin' said chronicles.
(got it from a random google search about the show... copied from geek sugar.)
Beer Swigs:

* Summer Glau tilts her head to one side and stared intently = nine
* Thomas Dekker looks at the ground like a whipped puppy = three
* One of the high school kids looks at Summer Glau funny = three
* Someone mentions "The Turk." = a whopping eighteen
* Summer Glau repeats something someone has just said to her, in a robotic monotone = three

Whole Shots:

* Sarah Connor has a voice-over where she says quotes taken from literature or history, or talks about wise old sayings = three
* Summer Glau says something dorky, like "Thank you for explaining." Or tries to talk like a cool kid and fails = three
* FBI Agent Ellison reads, or quotes, from the Bible = one
* A Terminator other than Summer Glau is in a scene, and doesn't commit any violence = five
* John Connor has a surrogate-dad moment with Brian Austin Green or his ex-step-dad = two
* John Connor decides to prove he's a hero by doing something completely half-cocked = one

Healthy swigs and a whole shot:

* There's a discussion of whether Summer Glau has a soul = two
* Sarah Connor screams at her son, or cries = one
* FBI Agent Ellison starts acting like he believes in the Terminators = two

Monday, March 3, 2008

a long lost treasure

pete seeger rocks balls.

SLEPT ON PT.1

ECHOS FROM MY PAST THAT STILL SOUND GREAT

BAHAMADIA "Uknowhowwedu"


MANNISH "EXPECT THAT"

(TRIVIA: THIS WAS NU-MARK'S GROUP BEFOR JURASSIC 5)

WORLD RENOWN "HOW NICE I AM"


ADRIANNA EVANS "SWIMMING"



WORD...
LUV
J

instant karma's gonna fuckin' git you

PROOF OF INSTANT KARMA

i was sitting in one of my favorite pizza spots yesterday pretending to watch the basketball game

i was fresh from a theraputic massage where i had been bent into a pretzel and worked beyond belief, this causes built up toxins to release in the body and evacuate, but first they make you feel high, so i was a bit smiley and in quite a good mood.

a few minutes after my arrival two dudes (i chose that word on purpose) walk in and sit down, joking, laughing, cool


it was a nice day, peeps were enjoying the sun, the breeze...

one dude waering a college hoodie and sunglasses not over his eyes says to the other, laughing

"Hey man, Fuck You!!"

who hasn't said that to a homie occasionally as a joke of whatever, no big deal.

then dudes start conversing, i soon realize that "Fuck" dude only has about 5 words in his vocabulary...

the main 2 being: fuck and shit

every response is" fuck yeah, that shit is awesome," or "shit, this fucking pizza is good" or "shit fuck shitty shitty fuck fuck," or "shuck fitty fitt FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

STOP SAYING SHIT AND FUCK RELENTLESSLY WHILE I'M TRYING TO EAT PIZZA AND PRETEND TO WATCH THE BASKETBALL GAME!!!!

i was trying to mind my own business but dude was attempting to be kind terd of shit mountain through over usage of the Fuck-word.

i believe in the power of profanity, it has a purpose, it is an exlamation mark, not a comma, not a period, not a syllable filler... it is to be used for effect and in the right circumstances can cause laughter, fear, understanding, it is a means of heightening expression...

i wanted to beat fuck-dude with a dictionary...

but hey, to each dude their own right...

i tune him out...for a while

then a insane string of FUCKS and SHITS rocket from fuck-dudes mouth, too intense to ignore...

however, this time it was beautiful

i was a witness to instant karma

fuck-dude had bit his tongue... HARD

"FUCK, I HEARD THAT FUCKIN' SHIT CRUNCH!!!"


AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!!









that fuckin' shit was funny.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

pop radio will eat itself


an informative and interesting article on modern production. why do all records sound the same?

CLAUDE MONET IS ALIVE AND WELL...














...AND HE PAINTS HIP-HOP COVERS

stolen from samit.


...i took this from a bulliten samit tossed up. the first video is just an explanation of the dream machine... my suggestion would be don't expect too much and prepare yourself well before jumpin into this... get yer room to a well darkened state... click on the lower right coner of the video screen so as to copy, paste and follow the video link to youtube and make it full screen.. in fact, i'll make it easier... click here... now just make it full screen.
samits post.
Spend a hot minute with this vid.

keeps your closed. Its modeled after Brion Gysin's Dream Machine- used and abused by the likes of William Burroughs and Genesis P. Orridge. There are pages of maths and critical flicker frequency rates and shit- fucking with your electro-magnetic oscillations.

Give it a shot- see what happens. And if you drink soda while you do this you most definitely will blow up.

much love,

samit














and here is an html version brian found.
word.