i was sitting in one of my favorite pizza spots yesterday pretending to watch the basketball game
i was fresh from a theraputic massage where i had been bent into a pretzel and worked beyond belief, this causes built up toxins to release in the body and evacuate, but first they make you feel high, so i was a bit smiley and in quite a good mood.
a few minutes after my arrival two dudes (i chose that word on purpose) walk in and sit down, joking, laughing, cool
it was a nice day, peeps were enjoying the sun, the breeze...
one dude waering a college hoodie and sunglasses not over his eyes says to the other, laughing
"Hey man, Fuck You!!"
who hasn't said that to a homie occasionally as a joke of whatever, no big deal.
then dudes start conversing, i soon realize that "Fuck" dude only has about 5 words in his vocabulary...
the main 2 being: fuck and shit
every response is" fuck yeah, that shit is awesome," or "shit, this fucking pizza is good" or "shit fuck shitty shitty fuck fuck," or "shuck fitty fitt FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
STOP SAYING SHIT AND FUCK RELENTLESSLY WHILE I'M TRYING TO EAT PIZZA AND PRETEND TO WATCH THE BASKETBALL GAME!!!!
i was trying to mind my own business but dude was attempting to be kind terd of shit mountain through over usage of the Fuck-word.
i believe in the power of profanity, it has a purpose, it is an exlamation mark, not a comma, not a period, not a syllable filler... it is to be used for effect and in the right circumstances can cause laughter, fear, understanding, it is a means of heightening expression...
i wanted to beat fuck-dude with a dictionary...
but hey, to each dude their own right...
i tune him out...for a while
then a insane string of FUCKS and SHITS rocket from fuck-dudes mouth, too intense to ignore...
however, this time it was beautiful
i was a witness to instant karma
fuck-dude had bit his tongue... HARD
"FUCK, I HEARD THAT FUCKIN' SHIT CRUNCH!!!"
AHHHHH HA H
A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!!that fuckin' shit was funny.
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