Dear Def Jam recording "artist" Jeremiah...

As a club DJ, music fan & human being... I feel that you owe humanity an apology for your new "R&B" single.

Not only for me, but all of the future children that your "song" will no doubt "inspire" into existance.

(If this becomes the new "birthday song" I will officially retire from society, move to the mountains, hunt squirrels for food and use large leaves as bathroom tissue).



Oh and... "Oh yeah..."

Thanks to DJ Platurn for the heads up...