"i figure if you gotta stand for something... fuck you."
There's some pretty good pictures from this here: http://tinyurl.com/ldjcee
we should go next year.
Dear Long Lost Long Haired Dude,Hello. This is Melissa Coats of the Suzanne and Melissa of your lurid past. The reason I haven't seen you in a decade is I now live in Indiana with my Juggalo boyfriend/rapist and I'm working hard doing the Lord's bidding squeezing out as many little Juggalo litters as possible (the fertility drugs make sure at least 3 come out at a time, tho when there's more than that some just come out as livers, teeth & other miscellaneous body parts). Um, nice to "see" you, faggat.
Melissa, as I recall, you are far to small framed to house 3 regular sized children at a time... let alone being able to contain even a single juggalow spawn... did you watch the video? those 'people' are massive... I refuse to beleive these lies, but am thoroughly entertained by the prospect nonetheless. what else have you been up to lady?
letssee, oh this and that, tits and tats, making inappropriate gestures at old ladies, dancing around like I own the place and guess what, if this internets is true it looks like I live and love just a skip across the bay from you, meaning sooner or later, we're going to run into one another.
hey melissa... you gots contact info? i mean i suppose i could always just google you, as that's likely how you came across me... but that's a more involved process...
Hell yeah girl, melissapcoats at gmail. I'm intentionally ungoogleable (unless you know my middle initial and my previous occupations, in which case you already know my phone number), preferring that anyone searching for me comes across my alter ego, my true passion,"The Golden Goddess"http://home.comcast.net/~slimyslugs/ladies/melissa_coates.htmhttp://www.criticalbench.com/melissa-coates.htmemail me! let's have a picnic or watch some elderly people cross the street.
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