Monday, April 7, 2008

WHAT THE F*!K IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!?

I remember seeing the movie mask when i was young, not bad really, Eric Stoltz, Cher, moving, blah blah blah...true story etc.












Here's the poop from IMDB:
A boy with a massive facial skull deformity and biker gang mother attempts to live as normal a life as possible under the circumstances.













Rusty Dennis (cher) is the mother of Rocky (eric stoltz), a seriously deformed but extremely intelligent and emotionally warm child. Rusty is a no-nonsense mother whose wild lifestyle is often at odds with her tenderness and protectiveness towards Rocky. She is determined that Rocky be given the same chances and happiness that everyone else takes for granted.

OKAY, FINE... MOVING FILM, SERIOUS SUBJECT, TRUE STORY, ONLY ONE THING MISSING?
COREOGRAPHY?

Mask, the Musical at the Pasadena Playhouse...
















“Mask” will likely satisfy an appetite for a string of heartfelt toe-tappers tied to highly emotionalized situations, though the evening rarely catches fire as a musical play.

Variety:
Rocky sings his way into your heart.

Spoiler: at the end, he still dies of big face disease.





















Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil, authors of legendary hits such as "You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling," "Walking in the Rain" and "On Broadway," have written the music and lyrics for the stage adaptation of the film "Mask," which will premiere at the Pasadena Playhouse on March 14.


god help us all...


if it's any consolation, this mask will always be scarier:


quite possibly the coolest man on the planet



you gotta be a bad ass to pull of bald with a keytar
DAMN!
give it up for Jan Hammer, composer of the Miami Vice theme

Sunday, April 6, 2008

spam


last night i saw spamalot... in birmingham alabama... at the BJCC... the birmingham jefferson convention complex... my ticket was purchased for me as a late christmas gift from an ATF agent. we parked down the street from said BJCC at the ATF/DEA compound... across the street from the FBI (an agency i'm assured, by said ATF agent, is a total joke... though i think they're just dandy.)compound...
i also had barbaque for lunch, steak for dinner, and will undoubtably hit up a chicken and waffles place in the near future.
i love the south.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

triclops on bmbf radio

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this is the episode your parents didn't want you to hear...

or rather it's the episode where christian from triclops came in and jammed out with us. crazy shit man... video footage soon to come...

IN THE AIR TONIGHT....?

PHIL COLLINS...
EVERYMAN

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PHIL COLLINS OR GEORGE CARLIN?

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PHIL COLLINS OR JEAN LUC PICCARD?

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DOWN WITH THE BROWN...
(I THOUGHT HE WAS BRITISH)

more to come...

DID YOU EVER NOTICE...?

LIL' WAYNE KINDA SOUNDS LIKE SOL ROSENBERG FROM THE JERKY BOYS...?

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Super Mario Bros. Movie

Cory Arcangel and paper rad 2005




Cory Arcangel re-works entertainment technology

I saw a couple of his hacked NES consoles in Zurich last February.

If you still have an NES console, a copy of this is available on a Nintendo cartridge from his website